Thursday Thirteen - Quotes from Mel Brooks' Blazing Saddles

Thirteen Things about Chloe Devlin Thirteen Quotes from Mel Brooks' "Blazing Saddles" I was going to have 13 Quotes from Mel Brooks, but when I started collecting them, I realized that I had enough from my favorite MB movie. I'll use the other quotes for other TTs. 1.... "Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB!" – Bart 2... "Go do that voodoo that you do so well!" – Hedley Lamarr 3... "Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?" – Lili Von Shtupp 4... "A wed wose, how womantic." – Lili Von Shtupp 5... "Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since." – Jim 6... Bart: Are we awake? Jim: We're not sure. Are we black? Bart: Yes, we are. Jim: Then we're awake, but we're very confused. – Jim and Bart 7... "A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE." -- Bart 8... "Mongo only pawn... in game of life." – Mongo 9... "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons." – Jim 10... Bart: You are my guest, and I am your host. What is your pleasure? What do you like to do? Jim: I don't know... play chess... screw... Bart: [quickly] Let's play chess. – Bart and Jim 11... "Excuse me while I whip this out." – Bart 12... "Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!" – Lili Von Shtupp 13... Hedley Lamarr: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. Taggart: Ditto. Hedley Lamarr: "Ditto?" "Ditto," you provincial putz? – Hedley and Taggart 13a... "Throw out your hands. / Stick out your tush. / Hands on your hips, give 'em a push. / You'll be surprised; you're doing the French mistake. / Voila." – Buddy's Singers 13b... "What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?" – Taggart 13c... "Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!" – Bart 13d... "Ah, who am I kiddin'? Evewything fwom the waist down, is Kaput!" – Lili Von Shtupp 13e... Bart: Hey, Charlie. What is it that's not exactly water and it ain't exactly earth?... Bart and Charlie: QUICKSAND! – Bart and Charlie 13f... 'Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who", he's more of a "what"'. – Jim 13g... Gov. William J. LePetomane: I didn't get a harumph outta that guy. Hedley Lamarr: Give the Governor a harumph. Guy: Harumph. Gov. William J. LePetomane: You watch your ass. There were just too many good ones to stick to only 13 so I've got 13 A-G also.

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